You know how appliances and cars have the very annoying tendency to break down just when you come across money? Well, my belongings apparently learned how to fucking read, and they must have found this blog post to be a sort of challenge. My cell phone (an unnecessarily swanky Palm Pre) started acting up some [...]
Han pasado ya casi 3 meses desde la última vez que escribí aquí. Está un poquito cafre empezar estas cosas así, pero hay que decirlo, tengo que decirlo, so pena de que se me quede nada adentro. Algunas personas se ofendieron por mi post acerca de los hombres casados. No, vamos, algunas personas se ofendieron [...]
I confess I have dated married men before; three, to be exact. I am not one to generalize, but I have to say that every single fucking dude was exactly the same as the last. The stories might have been different, but they all work the same. Now I see friends in similar conundrums. Ah-ah! [...]
You graduate from college, looking forward to becoming a fully capable and successful professional. You’re hired into Big Corp as an entry-level minion, but your wages are “competitive” – besides, it’s not like you have any debts. All your money goes towards drinking, partying, hanging out with friends. Life is good. Then, you realize you’ll [...]
I think it was precisely ten years ago that I gave up the tradition of making resolutions for the new year. I think I must’ve figured it was a stupid waste of energy. Habits are diamond-hard to break: an overnight party and champagne binge will not change that, neither will a change in the calendar [...]